Vampires Don’t Suck: An urban fantasy romantic comedy by Juliann Whicker

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Vampires Don’t Suck: An urban fantasy romantic comedy by Juliann Whicker

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Six years ago, I was broken when I defeated the monsters who were trying to open a portal to the infernal realm and bring hell back to earth, because that worked so well two hundred years ago when humanity was almost wiped out and all the angelic and demonic creatures came here to stay. I've paid my dues and earned my pension check. For years I've enjoyed peace and quiet, assured that my talent for attracting the worst kind of evil is over, until I run-literally-into him. He's Michael Stead, the vampire scholar who works in the undercity directly beneath my own precious Library of Magical Antiquities in his laboratory filled with monsters.

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The premise combines supernatural adventure, comic contrast, and romance: a former monster hunter has settled into library life before encountering Michael Stead, a vampire scholar. That mix should interest readers who like paranormal romance with a capable protagonist and a deliberately playful title. Still, the available evidence cannot establish how deeply the characters, world, humor, or action are developed, and it offers no basis for judging Virtual Voice’s performance in this recording.

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